A quiet and shy secretary transforms into a sexy, mysterious Catwoman
after an attempt on her life. She becomes a romantic interest for Bruce Wayne and a deadly adversary for Batman. She has nine lives, manifesting as a supernatural ability to live through mortal injuries eight times.
She is bad because:
Drive man crazy, teaming up with the Penguin in an effort to rid Gotham of Batman.
Killing her boss. (I know most of you wanna do that too...)
The evil word: "Meow.."
Any man creature just can't defend that when she said it...
When the evil turning good:
Join Cats Musical. Do i need to explain this?
"I am Catwoman. Hear me roar~~"
Dark Maul (Star Wars episode 1)
A young Zabrak Sith apprentice to Darth Sidious who uses a double-bladed lightsaber.
No Mercy, no emotion, no rubbish talk.
He is bad because:
Kidnap Queen Padmé Amidala and killing Jedi.
The evil word: "........"
He really didn't talk much.
When the evil turning good:
He is good in kung fu & student action, but sorry about his face..
I think the most suitable job for him is act as Monkey King on chinese opera.
Perfect!!
" If the homing trace is correct, I will find them quickly, Master. "
Terminator (The Terminator)
A cyborg assassin who has been sent back from future to
kill all the ladies with name "Sarah Connor";
...and those ladies are no weapons in hand.
He is bad because:
Beating & killing people, snatch people cloths, steal car, no license driving, break into gun shop take anything without paying money; And plowing a car through the entrance of police station!
The evil word: "I'll be back!"
It's too late when u realize he's back with a car....
When the evil turning good:
When no more bad stuff, he can be the perfect Security Guard!
No tea time, no sleeping,
no toilet, no rest... 24 hour on secure!
"I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. Could I see her please? "
Ursa & General Zod & Non (Superman II)
The criminals from planet Krypton, banished into the Phantom Mirror.
Accidently release by the explosion of a hydrogen bomb that Superman threw into space.
(Hey! Don't simply throw rubbish!)
They are bad because:
They are arrogant, hold Earth creature in contempt,
no respect for human rights, flying without permission．
destroying anything, defacing the president faces on Mount Rushmore,
(Hey!! Peoples spend so many years to do that and they only using few second!)
And force the U.S. President to kneel down for surrender, (Mm.. not bad ha?)
Hostage-taking (Superman girlfriend) and fighting at the street... and sky.
The evil word: "Be nice to them, my dear. Blow them a kiss."
No any male creature will like Ursa to do the blowing job...
When the evil turning good:
They are already on group form,
so suggest them change to some shining cloths,
they properly can start a singing career just like Bee Gees.
"Crude noisemaker!!"
Dark Vader (Star Wars Trilogy)
Oh! Juliet~~ my love~ Juliet~~
Darth Vader is a fearsome cyborg and
Sith Lord who serves the Emperor Palpatine,
leading the brutal Galactic Empire in oppressing the galaxy
and hunting down the Rebel Alliance.
He is bad because:
He is a Tai Kor of universe , go anywhere also got a lot 'beh kia' follow.
Got powerful force power, kill someone without touching them.
Simply destroy other planet. Hunting own daughter & son.
The evil word: "I'm your father!"
How u gonna respond when u realize your father is gangster Tai Kok?
When the evil turning good:
Change a nice leather outfit while still can wearing the mask,
(his face really look bad!)
He might join Slipknot to replace DJ Sid.....
"Hor..... hor...... hor...."
The Joker ( The Dark Knight)
A Smartest crime maker, No rules, psychopathic, Anarchism,
Atheism, Mass murdering, Schizophrenic clown with zero empathy..
Unknow background; he making the Gotham City up side down
because he's believe the city deserve a quality criminal.
He is bad because:
Rob bank, killing people, kidnapping,
boom the police station, hospital & ship, burn the million million dollar,
green color hair with purple color cloths...
The evil word: " Why so serious?"
Just say that words when u mess-up everything..
And everything will be just fine...
When the evil turning good:
What else? Fast food restaurant!
Start the worldwide franchise business,
make the whole world crazy again!
"It's all part of the plan!!"
Kurgan (Highlander)
He is the strongest among the immortals,
killing same kind just want to be the only 1.
He is bad because:
Killing for few century... unfairly beaten up in the final,
rape enemy's wife, making trouble at church, licking priests..
and running in a car with old lady on the wrong side of the road.
The evil word: " Mom!"
Can u imaging u got a son like that and 'drive' u crazy?
When the evil turning good:
well.. he already got the perfect low-deep voice + costume,
just put on some make-up,
form a rock band like Lordi!!
"That can be only 1!"
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